A few years ago, my pal played me a tape of a song--the chorus of which goes:

I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer.
Life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer.
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head, I fear.
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer.

I promised the band I sing with (five women in Edinburgh) I would try to track it down, but have thus far been woefully unsuccessful. So...does anyone else in the world know who recorded it, the rest of the words and maybe some chords?????