How about CNN's Wolf Blitzer if you really need a rhyme. Ought to be able to work him into the "outing" of the story.
Re. Stewart's post: We only hear about these little adventures when it happens to "public" figures such as politicians. For every one of those there are hundreds of "lesser known" people involved in the same activities. The main thing that sets off Spitzer's folly -- though it certainly would also apply to Craig, Foley and televangelists like Swaggert and Baker -- is the degree of hypocrisy involved on their parts. That's what really sets them off from those who haven't made a career out of opposing the same actions by thousands of others who are not as well known.