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GUEST,Appaloosa Lady BS: Marriage and Blood Pressure (25) RE: BS: Marriage and Blood Pressure 23 Mar 08


"No John, my life has been a little too mundane nothing in it so far to raise the pressure. I do have to admit though, talking to the beautiful lady who runs the organic vegetable stall at the market has left me dizzy once or twice ! Anything more and this old cougher would be feeling the fires of hell !"


That'll be her Orgasmic Vegetables, Victor.

Mind you, according to Government Guidelines you're supposed to munch them 5 times a day, and I *always* do what my Government tells me to, so, if you'll excuse me........

Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!

Hey, it works...my blood pressure has plummeted


:-)))    << Extraordinarily Happy Orgasmic Vegetable Consumer.


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