CLINTON DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. They are privatized by the administration, and donated to your local dairy agribusiness (Clinton crony) for the tax write-off. A million dollars worth of chemicals are added to the feed to keep the cows healthy. The private sector sells you poisoned milk at inflated prices you can no longer afford.

OBAMA DEMOCRACY: You clone all of the Clinton crony's cows, and sell the milk to you in shiny new packages, using a smart marketing campaign telling you it isn't milk from those old cows. These cows have hope, and this is their time.

McCAIN DEMOCRACY: Clinton crony cows, along with the agribusiness countryside of your chief competitors, and the supermarket who donated to their election campaign, are bombed back to the Stone Age to keep you safe from milk contaminated by America's enemies.

And those dirty Muslim terrorists too.