I`ad that Matthew Parris in my cab the `uvver day. `e said " Elsie`s, Cowden Pound please". I said "Righto". I said to `im "`ere, you bin mouffing off about our folk music? You got `em all at one another`s froats on that "Mudcat Cafe". `e said "Where?. Mudcat Cafe?. Is that some new Jamie Oliver place?". I said "Nah, it`s that Internet forum on your computer where they all `ave their free-pennoff about songs and fings" `e said "Good, at least it`ll stop `em all catterwauling for a while!!" What am I like?
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