Oh they're moving Fathers cave to build a sewer,
They're moving it away from Summer Lake,
Pre-Clovis tribal leaders and other fancy bleeders,
Say letting him live there was a mistake.
They say they need the site for sanitation,
He says that they're just arseholes on the make,
And before he'll move, he says, Away from his des res,
He'll chuck their bleeding plumbing in the lake
In years to come some archeological geezer
Will come along with tales of ancient turds,
But as far as Dad's concern-ed, be they ignorant or learn-ed,
This load of crap is strictly for the birds!

FC (aka Brian Quinn)