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GUEST,PMB Law Officers in Songs &Children's Rhymes (86* d) RE: Law Officers in Songs &Children's Rhymes 15 Apr 08

Copper on the corner
Eating apple pie,
I asked him for a skinny bit
And he hit me in the eye.

I went and told my mother,
My mother wouldn't come,
so I got a red hot poker
And stuck it up his bum.

A few words of explanation:

'Apple pie' is a popular dessert.
'Mother' is a female parent.
'Red hot' is the colour of a heated object between about 500 °C and 820 °C

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