Humph. The Mist Covered Mountains - even in the summer the mountains are mist covered, and midgy covered as well. Doon in the Wee Room - dangerous overcrouding in licenced premises. Dundee Weaver - open air seduction of innocent of sweat shop mill workers. The Wee Kirkcudbright Centipede - small town insect infestation. The Kelty Clippie - moral laxitute of public transport personel held to ridicule. The Quine that Does the Strip at Inverurie - destitute county girl forced into dubious imoral employment.
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