A friend of mine wrote the following on the occasion of the first wedding of Princess Anne - I think I remember most of it: Canter gaily on we go Fertilize the Abbey floor It's the greatest TV show Princess Annie's wedding See them standing side by side Philip laughing, Lizzie crying ........(line forgotten) To hold her pony tail Canter gaily....etc They all went round to Lizzie's place, Drinking champagne by the case Poor old Mark can't stand the pace It's carrots in the bathroom Canter gaily.....etc He grabbed hold of the one he wed And dragged her to the bridal bed But finally shagged the horse instead Good old Captain Phillips....
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