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GUEST,melinda BS: Did your mum say this to you..... (180* d) RE: BS: Did your mum say this to you..... 21 Apr 08

My Mother (when I'm looking for something in plain sight):
"If it was a bear, it would've bit you!"
Finally one day I said "If it was a bear, it'd be a lot bigger!"

"If you go outside with wet hair, you'll get polio like Franklin Roosevelt!"
until one day I said "Yeah. And he never amounted to anything after that, did he?"

"If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don't come running to me!"

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