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Ythanside BS: 3rd Joke thread of 2008! (180* d) RE: BS: 3rd Joke thread of 2008! 26 Apr 08

Two guys in doctor's waiting room.

1st guy, 'Hi there Joe. What are you sseing the Doc about?'

Joe, embarrassed, 'I've only got one testicle. I'm getting married and I want to know if I can father children.'

1st guy, 'Oh, that's nothing to worry about. You'll be fine. I know a few guys who only have one testicle, and it's never stopped them fathering kids. As a matter of fact my cousin has odd-shaped testicles and he's got six kids.'

Joe, intrigued, 'Odd-shaped testicles? Really?'

1st guy, 'Yeah, one's small and cube-shaped like a dice, and one's big and round like a pool ball.' He becomes thoughtfull before adding, 'The other three are perfect.'

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