Azzizzizzi,

Dang it, your name is like the name of my Ethereal Kingdom, Mississississippi, I get started and forget where to stop.

Being the affable fellow that I pretend to be, I would love to answer every question you have asked about my opening post. However, the answers are too gravitus to post on this thread since this thread is not yet officially a thread; I fear the heavy responses will cause a collapse.

Aslo, (and that is not a typo, it was an intentional corruption of the word [see exhibit "A"]), Joe Offer has full awareness of what it all means. Since Joe Offer (who, by the way, is NO IGMO!) has authority here, he can decide to determine if/when the thread becomes officially sanctioned and can do so by responding to your questions. (Joe Offer aslo has authority in Pelahatchie, Missississippi, where he proudly wears the Royal Title of Second Duck of Pelahatchie!)

I must take this opportunity to let the Fine People of the Mudcat Cafe
(see exhibit "2") that there is a copycat afoot on the board!

Tis true!

This Thread, in its opening post, seems rather close to the opening post of this thread, does it not?

I am incensed and leaning gravitusly toward being irate at the idea that these things are done here.

Surely this is the work of some unsavory miscreant with whom no Mudcatter would have to do.

Peace, my friend.. a worldly man and wise, I know you sympathize. But let us not let this get our frilly panties stained. We must be strong.

gnu, I will now talk about snakes. Does this mean you will no longer watch? I hope not, as this is very profound.

Snakes can bite people. People can die as a result of snakebite. Likewise, people can bite snakes. Snakes can die as a result of peoplebite. (See exhibit "R12")

Kk