Hey, Rap-man! You are really givin' the little brother a hard time, eh? Ha! Ha! Well, if you gos to Sudbury you might find him there sometime cos he gos to Sudbury now and then tryin' to find girls dumber than the girls in this town...and who alsos ain't heard of him yet! There are such girls, eh? Sudbury is big enuff that the field ain't been all played out yet, know what I mean? Hell, it will probablly NEVER be all played out, and that is good for idiots like my little brother.

Them guys who were lookin' for the little brother must be the same ones that lost there snowmobile, there chainsaw, a 2-4 of Export and a couple other things like that. Things that strangely went missin' in the night, eh? They seem to think the little brother might know somethin' about where them things are at. They are wastin' there time becoz if he did know where anything like that was then he would pond it in Sudbury right quick, eh? Except the 2-4. That he would drink, eh?

But man you are strikin' below the belt by bringing up Officer Dana. The boy is still carryin' the torch for her so he will be really ticked about it.

This means you are, like, in about the same flippin' degree of phisical danger as the flippin' Undertaker would be if Woody Allen decided to, like, take him into the back alley, eh?

Like none at all, eh? Ha! Ha! Ha!

- Don McBride