Bobertz, the skunk in the mudroom obvimously likes you too and when it goes to the corner wif it's tail up it iz only wanting you to go and pull it as this is great fun for skunks and they like nothing more that to be pulled across a plank floor by thar Peppy le Pew fluffy tails.

I think it is so happy to be gettin' free food from you that spraying yore hillbilly ass with skunk juice is the last thing on it's mind so don't cut his scent glands out, as he will, after while, protect you and yore fambly from drunks carryin' kerosene jugs.

How many Iron Citys you had so far tonite? If it's up around six or nine and the critchure is out there, go and give that tail a tug.

And throw a tennis ball or frisbee at it, as they are great retrievers aslo!