My Father went for seafood, one fine night Down by the shore, by the Eddystone Light He met a mermaid, who said, said she FUGU I shall, but don't kiss me! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! From this union, there came three A puffer, a blowfish, and then there's me Mom taught me to swim, and helped me sail Dad just showed me how best to get tail! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! My brother's the puffer, like a chimney he smokes Coughing and hacking and quite often chokes It's not a matter of addiction and will It's just his lungs are really fish gills! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! My sister the blowfish, likes sailors a lot When they put out bait, she always gets caught In fact, they all swear, if she only had feet She'd be the belle of the whole Seventh Fleet Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi! Dad died, last night, only fifty three He kissed Mom for their anniversary She always said FUGU, DOn't kiss me! For her lips were loaded with toxicity! Yo Ho HO, Don't blame it on me! My father had a taste for sashimi!
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