I just stumbled onto this old post while looking for old mischievous songs. Here is the version we sang in our figure skating club in the late 70's. The Farmer and the maid Were courtin' something fair Down by the garden gate They didn't know I was there The farmer, he was bashful The maid, she was shy But when he asked her if he could This was here reply You can do it if you want to But you better do it right You better not do it Like you did the other night Cause if you do I'm telling you I'll never let you do it again I mean the laundry I'll never let you do it again And there was Grandma Swinging on the outhouse door Without a nightie Waiting for the garbage man Who was a playboy To take her to the playboy club To be a bunny Baby can you ask for more 5 dollars pleeeeeeese Inflation you know
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