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Frank McGrath Why are Americans so fat? (176* d) RE: Why are Americans so fat? 30 May 00


The fat Americans are needed to balance out the growing Chinese population. Otherwise the Earth would wobble out of control and fall into the Sun.

That's why Bill Clinton has been pushing through the Chinese trade agreement. He needs the Chinese to get hooked on video games and surfing the web so they will stop having sex. Otherwise Americans will need to get even fatter. And, let's be honest here, how much fatter can Americans get?

Frank (also known as Frank)


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