WARNING! WARNING!

SPAW IS NOT JOKEING!

I have just been solicited by a Mr. Spaw, with regards to my sending in a photo of my ass for some sort of shock therapy treatment for mudcatter friend Micca.

All I can say is that if my ass had the power to heal, in any way, people would be queing for a stroke (or a Poke)
BUTT! NO this is not the case!
Spaw turn back before it is too late, Micca will return a newer and stronger model than before, and whip you to a pulp with his hand clenching a multitude of photos of hairy posteriors.
They say it's the thought that counts, I would use a calculator ( a cold calculator).
Now you may say I am bringing Micca sower grapes.
Micca! you must believe I have your best interests at heart.( I would however like a set of photoes of the lady section butts, should they arrive, as they may help in a research project I am doing..Purely scientific you understand.! Do get well quick before Spaw puts his plans into action. Spider Tom (covering his butt)