Friends, pick up that bottle you will finding standing in the centre of your dining room table. Now examine it closely and read what it says on the very small print on the back of the label. Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup, falling ears, irritation of the nurglers, exteriminating socks and preserving eggs And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for the lurgi, the on-set of the nadgers, spots before the ankles, soft shoulders, pink toenail and
acute amounting on the legs.

Ying tong iddle I po !