the more I think about this the scarier it becomes. Remember pea-shooters, spud-guns, shangis or whatever they were called? - I dunno...I'm a girl...where do you draw the line on what a gun is?

Kat - thank you very much for the welcome. The reason I havn't joined on yet - and I know it's free 'n all - is that, well, honestly....I'm scaaared... I think that ...um, well... er that I've become addicted!!!! I've been logging on to the site for a year or so now to innocently look at song lyrics [I belong to a folk club here in Hamilton, New Zealand]when late one night, nearly exactly a week ago, after I'd been working on a particularly boring job... it happened. A strange force seemed to seep out of the screen at me. It was a shimmering, floaty light...it oozed out of the side of the screen, fogged over the keyboard and flubbered over to might right hand which was hovering over the mouse...then I heard the voice! it was a deep gravelly voice..."Scroll Down!" it entoned...."Scroll Down to see what is Written!" What was written was a catchy little thread from Roger the skiffler(24 May 6.26am - I just had to go and check right now coz I don't know how to do all those linky clicky things)on some English educational authority saying pre-schools should ban musical chairs because it is too violent. We had just heard it on our radio news here that morning and had had a good laugh about it, and lo and behold there was a whole load of people in my computer having a similarly jolly little laugh about the same thing. The rest is history - I think I'm developing a serious chat line habit...but my lifestyle can't sustain it....help....no don't help! You'll want me to join!!!My life will never be my own again...aaarrrghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!