A list of all the candidates on this wonderful occasion of British politics at its best:

* Grace Christine Astley, Independent
* David Laurence Bishop, Church of The Militant Elvis Party and
painter, decorator, artist and poet.
* Ronnie Carroll, Make Politicians History Ronnie Carroll is a
former Eurovision Song Contest singer.
* Mad Cow-Girl, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
* David Craig, Independent
* Herbert Winford Crossman, Independent
* harriWattsband, keep music live & marmite chip butties
* Hamish Howitt, Freedom 4 Choice pub owner who was fined for not
enforcing the smoking ban.
* Gemma Dawn Garrett, Miss Great Britain Party
* David Icke, No party given til the fat lady sings new age
philosopher
* Tess Culnane, National Front British for the British
* Thomas Faithful Darwood, Independent
* David Michael Davis, Conservative Party
* Tony Farnon, Independent
* Eamonn Fitzy Fitzpatrick, Independent
* Christopher Mark Foren, Independent
* George Hargreaves, Christian Party
* John Nicholson, Independent
* Shan Oakes, Green Party
* David Pinder, The New Party
* Joanne Robinson, English Democrats - Putting England First
* Jill Saward, Independent
* Norman Scarth, Independent
* Walter Edward Sweeney, Independent
* Christopher John Talbot, Socialist Equality Party.
* John Randle Upex, Independent
* Greg Wood, Independent