Well the house next door to the clown has a few less tiles thanks to me, in my first league match my first stick ended up in the field down the road. The second one was a perfect doll, but by the end of the night I was taking divots out of the grass. Its one of those games that looks so easy!

The neon coloured cider is Cheddar Valley - I drank loads once when a few esteemed musicians had a session in the clown. I played the first line to a load of tunes then fell off my stool. Little luke fell asleep in the corner.