I'm up here in the nut house. My head is in a rut
My keeper thinks I'm crazy But he's just another nut.
Oh, I'm the same as you are And I can prove it too
For when you hear my lullaby You'll see I'm not coo-coo.

Oh - I was born one night, one morn When the whistles went boom-boom
They baked a steak and fried and cake When the mud pies where in bloom.
If six and six are nine Then ice comes from a mine
And Old Black Joe's an Eskimo In the good ol' summertime.

So - loopty-loop in the noodle soup Just to give your socks a shine.
You're guilty, judge; you stole the fudge. Three cheers for Auld Lang Syne!

If Easter eggs don't wash their legs Their children will have ducks
I'd rather have a lemon pie Than forty-seven bucks!
Way down in Barcelona They play the grand saphona
But that's a lot of bologne. Patereski blow your horn. Toot-toot.