So. I risk life and limb, torture beyond your wildest conception, to escape and FIND MON HAS BEEN IGNORED since so early this morning that not even God was awake! I swim through pirahna filled waters, crawl through mined mud while the guards' machine gun bullets splat around me, and I find poor Mom has been ignored!
They pulled out my toenails, subjected me to the tickle torture while I was waterboarded, they played the Complete Works of L. Ron Hubbard to a background of Christian rock music for 24 hours a day...and I find this!
For shame, all of you!
I'll shame you more later.
Sorry for their neglect, Mom.