WAV -- as Pip said, it seems that you're a bit of a sad case. You're making so much effort trying to sound and act like an English person yet you're completely missing the point about what it is to be English. You make yourself a laughing stock and then try and tell us who and what we should be. You're an English equivalent of a 'plastic paddy' -- (could it be called a 'rubber Johnny'?????)

Maybe if you spent less time pretending to be English you'd have the time (and humility) to find out what it is to be English in the 21st Century.