G
Not too many miles from here
            C            G
Where i get my milwaukee beer
                                  D
There's a lady that's got me on a string
          G
She's the worst you ever saw
      C             G
She nearly broke my jaw
                      D            G
She made me carry my left arm in a sling.


          C
She's my darlin, my daisy
          G
She's knock-kneed, she's lazy
                                 D
Humpbacked, box-ankled and she's lame
         G
Oh, her nose is like a cork,
            C            G
She's the terror of New York
                   D          G
My long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane.


    C                G
Oh Jane, my good old Jane,
          A                               D
Won't you come back to yer bonehead once again
          G
Oh, they say she's mighty nice
          C                G
but her armpit smells like spice
                         D          G
She's my long, skinny, lanky Sarah Jane.


          G   
Oh she promised to meet me
          C             G
When the clock struck seventeen
                              A                D
Down at the stockyard, just three miles out of town.
          G
there are pigs feet and pig ears
      C          G
and tuffle texas Deer
                        D          G
and serloin steaks are 14 cents a pound


          C
She's my darling my daisy
       G   
She's not mean, She's lazy
                                  D
Humpbacked, bo- legged and she's lame
         G
Oh they say her teeth are false
             C             G
well, they rattle when she walks
                      D          G
She's my long skinny lanky sarah jane


    C                G
Oh Jane, my good old Jane,
            A                              D
Won't you come back to yer bonehead once again
             G
they say her breath is sweet
          C                G      
but i'd rather smell her feet
          G          D          G
She's my long skinny lanky sarah jane






thats the full version that i have, just watch out for the "A" in the "three miles out of town" line from the second verse