Well, I wouldn't normally pick on harmless animals - but here's oneI heard a few weeks ago I thought was funny at the time. A drummer joke. There's a drummer who - after a few years of drummings - decides to give up annoying musicians between numbers and learn to play a musical instrument. Off he goes to a local music shop and tells the owners he's packed up drumming and want to learn to play a musical instrument. They ask him if he's got any ideas what he wants to learn. "Oh - anything". He looks around the shop for a moment - points over at the wall and says - "I'll start off with the trumpet and piano accordion." The two owners snigger at each other, then one says - "I don't mind selling you the kettle, but I'm not taking the radiator off the wall." Sorry if you've heard it.
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