When I were a lad, an older friend of mine gave me one of those flimsy free giveaway 45's from MAD MAG. it was a parody of Christmas speeches from around the world. I wish I still had it. The bits I remember are: Jesus himself was a radical and a socialist (in a harold Wilson voice) Here in the Commonwealth or the common poverty as we sometimes call it. (in an indian accent) Refs to Santa thrusting himself up the soothy pathage (in a rather lithpy accent) Here we are swealtering around the traditional yule tide fire (in an Australian accent) That's my lot. If anyone has any more of it, I'd love to know. Oldguit Arr
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