I like the flow chart.
One part was omitted though.
At the start it should say
Ask Senator Biden if you can call him "Joe ---->
Yes ----> can I Say "Say it ain't So Joe! Here ----> no ----> pee like a puppy in anticipation of that opportunity, THANK GOD I AM WEARING SPACE DIAPERS!!----- Yes! ---->whew! Finally!! Move on to "Thar ya! go again!" Try to sound as much as possible like Walt Disney's Goofy.