Bloody hell, the trouble people will go to just so they can be offended!! Reminded me of the old spinster living on the seafront at a seaside resort who complained that she could often see naked men changing in the shelter opposite her house. When the council duely moved the shelters half a mile down the beach they were upset to find the complaints from her continuing, so sent an official round to investigate. When he pointed out that they were partially obscured by a kiosk shop and that they were quite a distance away, she responded, "Well, if you come into my attic, lean out of the window and use these binoculars............"
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