latest joke of the day from the internet:
A fully-decked cowboy walks into the bar and takes a stool. A woman saddles up beside him and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well," he says, "I ride horses, wrangle cattle, take care of the herds. I guess I'm a real cowboy. How 'bout you?"
"I'm a lesbian." She replies.
What's a lesbian? asks the cowboy.
She answers, "I'll put it to you this way: I think of women all day long. I admire their beauty and want to be with them and they are always on my mind."
Sometime later an elderly couple approach the cowboy, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He thinks for a moment and answers, "I used to think I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
old joke, but cute