That's a good one Foolestroupe, I am eternally grateful that I don't have to put up with those shenanikins on my daily commute.

With reference to the JW, I tried the "I am a Satanist" approach, but all it did was to bring forth a lengthy discourse on what the bible says about satan! I was very disappointed I can tell you.

I once had a long conversation with one guy who was quite nice really. I asked what would happen at the end of the world and he said that all those who had been good would be returned to live on the Earth. I said 'what, everyone who has ever lived in all history who has lived a good life? Won't it be a bit crowded?' The reply came that someone had worked out that there would be about 1 square foot of space for each person. I think I managed to keep a straight face, but I can't be sure.