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Pixie Naughty kids' greatest hits II (162* d) RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II 27 Jun 00

We recited (for my mother)although it was advice for boys:

"No matter how much you wiggle and dance The last three drops always go down your pants".

Also:(without revealing a mis-spent youth?) "C'mon baby, take a chance I left my safe in my other pants" (I read it on a bathroom wall - honest!)

I don't know if anyone else knows this version of "Old King Cole" taught to me by my best friend's mother:

"Old King Cole was a merry old soul with two brass balls and an electric c*ck He gave those girls one hell of a shock"

She also taught us "Good Morning Mrs. Murphy", but I only recite that to mixed company.

The "Bean Poem" lasted for years.....

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