Well, all must know by now that with the current world financial crisis reaching every " crack and crevase of the apparal world, I have been forced AGAIN to appear nude in my new Folk Thongs catalog as well as on our website:www.thongsrus.com. I am not thrilled to do this yet again but if this puts Americans back to work, by god, it will be worth it.
I have also introduced a new thong cleaner that works on the same principle as the golfball washers that appear on various golfcourses. I think business will be looking up especially since my photoshoot was done in warm weather. I am taking applications for the Thong edition of Folkmusic weekly which by the way comes out a week before the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition. The Thong edition will be shot at two locations, Hull, and Takoma Park Maryland, both garden spots for great thong photography