Mudcatters gather 'round and join me in a song of thanks to the producers of the annual 4th of July ships 'n tits parade...

Thanks for the mammaries
Of tall ships sailing by
What captured Kendall's eye?
A figurehead with lips of red,
Proud boobies held up high
He thanks you so much...

Thanks for the mammaries
The girl from Baywatch cast
Is measuring the mast
The boys all rise to view her size
As she goes sailing past
They thank you so much...

Thanks for the mammaries
With every shapely maid
In the forbidden fruit parade
The chantyranger tries new lines
To get himself belayed
He thanks you so much...

Thanks for the mammaries
Here's to MSNBC
And good old Fox TV
To wonderbras and playtex
And wet tee-shirts out at sea
We thank you so much...

Thanks for the mammaries
Of another Mudcat tale
With 'Spaw narrating the sail
The boobs were watching boobs
Dan sang as we raised Sinsull's bail She thanks you so much...

Thanks for the mammaries
And now the day is done
Filled with boobs and beers and buns
And the sun sets on another Mudcat round
Of dopey puns
And we thank you
So much.

PJ