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GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy, the Independent Press BS: The Mother of all BS threads (59138* d) RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads 25 Jan 09


This is, I think, the perfect juncture to announce that I, Hector Ballsworthy of the Independent Press, the most courageous publication in the entire UK (if not the world), have uncovered BRAND NEW and UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE that ties the Rutledge clan and the notorious Wellington-Joneses to the secret order of !!! Lizard People !!! who are running most...no, all of the societies of the western world from the highest levels through their mind control techniques and their management of the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Masonic orders, and the international banking system.

You will surely recall my groundbreaking revelations in that same publication back in 2005 which revealed...among other things...that Penelope Rutledge, the beautiful patrician daughter of one of England's oldest families, had been selected, unbeknownst to her, to be married to the notorious and inhuman Lizard Man, Winston Wellington-Jones in a satanic ceremony! This was done so as to enrich the reptilian bloodlines with the unique Rutledge genetic strain which goes all the way back to the legendary King Arthur...and quite possibly to Charlemagne as well, thence to none other than Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene, and prior to that, Gilgamesh and the Queen of Sheba.

But that is only scratching the surface! Watch for my new book coming out shortly that will reveal much, much more. Yes, I, Hector Ballsworthy, am the ONLY man in the UK who dares bring you these stories, and the ONLY man in the world who has ever faced down a Carswellian Horde of fungoids on the bare heath armed only with an umbrella, a ballpoint pen, and a guide to the London underground.

The point of all this...what IS the point you may ask? Well, I am going to tell you.

Are you ready for this???

ARE you?????????????

You are. Very good. Stiff upper lips well in place? Seated just in case? Right, then!

The point of all this is simple. Penelope Rutledge has produced NO child in her loveless marriage with the monster Wellington-Jones. Do you know what that means? It means that her life is now in the most grave danger!!! The Lizard People are not patient beings, nor do they have any human feelings at all, and they will not allow much more time for their evil machinations to go forward. MARK MY WORDS! If Penelope Rutledge is not pregnant by December of 2009, she will be sacrificed to the Lizard God, most likely at Stonehenge or some similar site! And then her niece, Veronica Rutledge, a mere girl at this time who is naive and inexperienced, will definitely be the next innocent target for their hideous scheme of producing Rutledge-Lizard progeny via Winston Wellington-Jones! I promise you that if Penelope Rutledge does not bear a child before late 2010 that she will die hideously and her niece will be subjected to a fate WORSE THAN DEATH!!!

You heard it here. Hector Ballsworthy. The Independent Press.

Do not stand aside and ignore what is happening to your England and our world! Take a bold stand. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself!!!!!!!!!


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