I didn't spot this thread - ask for songs and put it in the music forum! John Dengate would oblige.

But we did talk on the phone.

I used to work in an operating theatre but I'll spare you the inside (as it were) stories.

Except a couple. One was the time the two surgeons were arguing about which leg it was. I knew, and I was going to intervene if they got it wrong.

Over several months nothing so far as I was aware went wrong, so it seemed about as safe as crossing the road. But I can understand if you're chicken.

The main danger was probably to me, as I had to clean the theatre back in the old days with the cocktail of cleaners they tell you now (thanks!) never to mix, or use in a confined space.

Chris