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Ythanside BS: Sense of humour/ Quick witted (78* d) RE: BS: Sense of humour/ Quick witted 05 Mar 09


One lovely spring morning I called my wife to say breakfast was ready. She appeared, still half asleep and bleary eyed, and sat at the table.

When I grinned at her troubled expression she wailed 'Oh God, I'm forty years old today.'
She looked up at me and said, pleadingly, 'Do I look forty?'

'Naw,' I assured her, still smiling, and allowed a few seconds to pass before adding, 'You USED to.'

She was forty years and one week old before she spoke to me again.



Twenty-five years later she STILL doesn't think that was funny.

Women, eh?


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