The mermaid? she, being false, is either still sunning herself on the rocks, or she's at the bottom of the sea, where she belongs. She's certainly not under the bush - what with Uncle Harry's box, and the meatballs, there's not much room left (I forgot to mention the mushrooms). Besides, it's not mermaids you find under gooseberry bushes (I forgot to mention the gooseberries as well) - but that's another story !
By the way, I feel an important part of my education is missing. I don't know the Gilligan's Island theme tune, and it keeps creeping up here. Can anyone let me know how it goes ?
Bradypus
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