First Verse...

Did you ever hear a love song that you could not understand?
Have you ever been on the Carson off the coast of Newfoundland?
Have you ever gone a shore, to a little Newfie town,
To see a little Newfie girl, with her panties hanging down?

Second Verse...

Well I fucked her in a dory, beneath the rain and sleet and snow,
And the wind did rock the dory, when my cock went up her hole.
She said, "Please take it down from there." I said, "Honey, that's no harm.
Since I am a fisherman, any port will do in a storm."

Not sure of the order of this verse.

Did you ever eat a woman, when her cunny began to smell,
And the stink it burned your eyeballs, and you had to stop a spell?
He said, "Your cunny stinks, dear. What a dirty bugger you are!"
She said, "You keep on chewing and I'll get a wash da mar."

There is a verse that starts...

Did you ever see a woman, having a shit upon the grass,
As the sun shone on the little balls of shit hanging from her ass?
(Not sure of the rest of this verse)

Last verse goes...

I was with one when her gun went. She sprawled abroad her toes.
From her cunny came white bubbles, green snot came from her nose,
And from her ass shot blue flame gas that slightly burned my bag.
Three boils burst on her belly and the pus ran down my leg.
(Followed by Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hee, Yodel-leh-hee!)


I used to have the complete song wrote down. If I can find it I will post it all. If any others can think of some verses, we might be able to get the full song