I notice the absence of a couple old standbys: Inviting one to perform an aerial fornication within the confines of a rotating pastry. Lacking the ability to discern the difference between one's posterior orifice and an excavation. Inviting one to engage in a lengthy perambulation upon a miniscule docking platform. Cease flailing upon a deceased equine. I'm sure I'll think up some others, once I stop guffawing at all the other posts. Ingrid
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