Ah Seamus:
          Funny you should drop in here. You are next on my list. After the last album was done, I treated myself to a day and a half of your music. What a treat to listen to a master at his craft. You papered the lobby and got the whole basement cleaned out. Thank you.
Now I have a whole catalogue to choose from for my repertoire.
Brenda was really impressed with your singing and playing, as was I.
I'm fascinated by your CD envelopes and by how much information you manage to pack in there.
You're not nearly as handsome as I but hey!
You can't have everything.
Your albums will be next to go in the mail.
Sorry for taking so long.