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dwditty BS: 1st joke thread of 2009! (233* d) RE: BS: 1st joke thread of 2009! 26 Mar 09


Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.   When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful
woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $650 million.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Proof that women are better financial planners than men.




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