We sang this version in Queensland in the 1950s :-

She sat on a tuffet and played her guitar
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar
He told her he loved her but oh how he lied
And then they got married but shortly she died
He went to the funeral just for the ride
He sat on her tombstone and laughed til he cried
The tombstone split open and he fell inside
He went to Old Nick and sizzled and fried
She went to heaven and flip-flop, she flied
The moral of the story is - don't tell a lie!