From a Scot ... "Canny" means "clever" (careful & sly too) and "cannae" means "can't" This is a Scots version of the contraction for "can not". There's also "willnae" (will not) and every child's favorite "didnae", as in "I didnae do it, Mum!"

I have these lyrics and was wondering if anyone could fill in the blanks? [not the prettiest of lyrics, but my son loves them!!]

O' ye Canny Shove yer Granny aff the Bus

Oh, ye cannae shove yer Granny aff a bus
No, ye cannae shove yer Granny aff a bus
Oh, ye cannae shove yer Granny,
For she's yer Mammy's Mammy
No, ye cannae shove yer Granny aff a bus

Singing I will if you will so will I, etc

Ye can shove yer ither Granny aff a bus
… Cos she's yer Daddy's Mammy

Singing I will if you will so will I, etc

Ye can shove yer drunken uncle aff a bus
… For he needs another bottle

Singing I will if you will so will I, etc

Ye can shove yer ugly cousin aff the bus
Cos she's ???????? (anyone??)

Singing I will if you will so will I

Ye can shove yer Baby Brother Brother aff a bus
(Not your baby brother!)
Ye can shove yer Baby Brother Brother aff a bus
(oh that's so mean)
Ye can shove yer Baby Brother Brother
Cos ???????? (anyone??)

But ye cannae shove yer Granny aff a bus
(repeat first verse)