Con Fada for only a fiver Is a treat most exceedingly rare; You won't get much better value, All the annals of Lewes will declare. He'll reduce you to tears of pure laughter, And I've heard, though it may be a rumour, That his jokes are most extremely sharp; So WARNING - these songs may contain humour. You may think that Britain's got talent But when you look on his phizz In all of the Archipelago* There is nothing so homely as his! But I'd like to remind all our patrons, Not to venture at pool nor play spoons; For the Curse of the Cockroach of Milltown May descend on such reckless poltroons. *As of last Tuesday this was the approved term for the combined islands of Great Britain and Ireland etc..... Con is one of a very few singers who can compose original songs which are immediately adopted and enjoyed by everyone. Good luck to him. I wrote The Return of Spoons as a sort of tribute to him, and to add to the general fun. I hope he didn't mind my presumption. Pheasant Plucker
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