M is for the many times you made me O is for the other times you tried T is for those tawdry frat-house weekends H is for hell that's in your eyes E is for your everlasting passion R is for the ruin you've made of me Put them all together, they spell MOTHER And that is what I think I'm going to be THE ANSWER F is for your funny correspondence A is for this answer to your note T is for your tearful remonstrations H is for your hope I'll be the gost E is for the ease with wehich I made you R is for the rube you think I'll be Put them all together, they spell FATHER And that's a rap you'll never pin on me
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