Having analysed the lyrics of this song I have found that: (a) The practice of locking the young lady in her bedroom at night is a questionable one, and may constiute a fundimental breeach of her civil rights; (b) This practice is also at odds with health and safety guidelines and could pose a serious risk in the event of a fire; (c) The existence of chimney pots and creels may imply the use of open turf fires, which may well be in breach of EU directives in relation to carbon emissions; (d) The use of open fires may well constitute a fire hazard thereby exacerbating the situation outlined at (b) above. I therefore and hereby must declare this song as closed until a certificate of compliance (in triplicate) can be obtained from the folk police. On the other hand IT'S ONLY A SONG!
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