This is Ween's Cheesecake Song: So I then got this idea about driving a cheescake truck Cause I figured at the end of the day I could take the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said yes And they said you're hired So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And i drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesecake So I pulled over and opened the truck and got a cheesecake And I also took one for later And i took one for my friend farm boy And I took one to bring home And by that time I had eaten one of the cheesecakes So I took another one So then I figured I might as well stop by my house to drop off all the cheesecakes So I take five cakes to eat on the way and I drive another block and a half to my house Now its lunch time so I eat ten cheesecakes And a cheesecake for dessert I should point out by the way that all of these cheesecakes were very delicious Anyway, I decided the only thing to do would be to eat all the rest of the cheesecakes and hide the truck somewhere and leave town And I miss everybody alot But Im not very sorry Because they were very delicious cheesecakes
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