ONE hen TWO ducks THREE squawking geese FOUR limerick oysters FIVE corpulent porpoises SIX pairs of Don El Vera's tweezers SEVEN thousand Macedonian soldiers dressed in full battle array EIGHT golden monkeys from the sacred crypts of Egypt NINE sympathetic apathetic diabetic old men on rollerskates bent towards procrastination and sloth TEN ticklish tom turkeys sipping iced vinegar and water, listening to Stanley Turrentine on their rickety front stoop.
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